The Paisley Fly spontaneously generated after reading The Scot-torialist blog and realizing in a moment of epiphany that the paisley-bashing shenanigans of S and Dr. J could not continue uncontested. The Paisley Fly brazenly defies all Scot-torialist fashion sense in word and wardrobe. Not because The Paisley Fly thinks it has superior taste in clothing (though it might), but because The Paisley Fly simply has nothing better to do with its existence. It was this or a lifetime contemplating fuzzy wallpaper. So, dear S and Dr. J, The Paisley Fly invites you to bring it. The game is afoot, or rather it is afly.